1 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:35,700 I found it. 2 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:37,880 What? I found the decrepit thing. 3 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:39,660 Where? 4 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,340 So you did it. 5 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,800 Only took us all night. 6 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:49,640 So, uh, drinks are on you. 7 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:56,920 Drinks? Uh, after being up all night? Are you exhausted? 8 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,140 I can't believe you. You're going back on the bet? 9 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,060 No, no, no. It's not that. 10 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:06,920 Why don't we go this weekend? 11 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:13,540 Or better yet, Sarah's going to be out of town next week. We could go any time 12 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:14,540 then. 13 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:15,620 But why? 14 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:20,520 Well, you know, she wants to spend more time with me. 15 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:25,940 We've been working a lot. I practically live here. Yeah, well, it's tax season. 16 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:29,300 I know it was, right? 17 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:33,060 She never liked me, and you know it. 18 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:39,390 She does like you. She just might not like that you're a lesbian. 19 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:44,110 Oh! So because we're both lesbians, I'm supposed to just pounce on you? 20 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:45,610 I mean, come on. 21 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:50,030 We work a lot at your house. It's reasonable for her to be suspicious. 22 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:54,510 I'm married, Eliza. I'm not going to just up and cheat on my wife because I 23 00:01:54,510 --> 00:01:55,690 late nights with a beautiful woman. 24 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:57,470 You see? 25 00:01:57,870 --> 00:02:00,470 What? You do flirt with me. 26 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:04,420 It's not flirting just because I called you beautiful. 27 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,580 I know. I know it's dumb. It's a compliment. 28 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:10,759 But she sees it as flirting. 29 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,860 And you shouldn't be saying those things to me. 30 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,880 Especially not from her. 31 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:22,040 Okay, it's not really about you. It's about me. 32 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:25,040 Do you remember the company party? 33 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:28,420 The one on 48th and Broadway? 34 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,760 Oh yeah, how could I forget that? 35 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:36,120 Yeah, she was talking with Helen. Oh, yes. She was talking to my wife, my 36 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:40,200 lesbian wife. She spent the whole night talking to my lesbian wife. Oh, the 37 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:45,280 hypocrisy of her. I can't believe it. We thought that she was talking to Helen, 38 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:48,340 but she was listening to our conversation. 39 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,660 The conversation about our sex life? 40 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,380 Oh, no. 41 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,720 Yeah. 42 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,120 Where are you going? 43 00:03:02,570 --> 00:03:05,510 I think it would be better if we have that drink right now. 44 00:03:17,510 --> 00:03:20,710 I'm not drinking alone. 45 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:30,130 So that night she... 46 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:36,500 Fucked me like we were back in college. She was wild and energetic. 47 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:40,860 Wow. 48 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,840 I know. 49 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:48,920 Very unlike her. I just, I gave her a kiss goodnight, and expecting a tight 50 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:52,260 -lipped kiss in return, she just jumped me. 51 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:57,740 And it was awesome, but I knew something was up. 52 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:02,320 So, you told me she was a cold fish, and then she corrected it. 53 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,320 No, she didn't correct it. She's bad, Julie. 54 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:10,280 She's been distant and moody ever since. 55 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:16,740 Wait, you don't think she would, like, tell Helen what I said about our sex 56 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,120 life? No, she'd never. 57 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:20,519 But maybe she should. 58 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:22,160 What? That's crazy. 59 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,900 Things could change for you. 60 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:27,260 What, like they changed for you? 61 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,100 No, thank you. I'm not interested in a divorce. 62 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,520 You think Sarah would divorce me? 63 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,820 She's my first girlfriend. 64 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:43,680 I've never been with another woman in that way. 65 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:47,400 You'd find someone better. 66 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,360 Someone more passionate. 67 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,560 Someone who appreciates you. 68 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,040 Not someone like Helen. 69 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:58,550 Someone like you. 70 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:04,370 Someone like you. 71 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:51,310 Hey, uh, look, I'm sorry about... Oh, uh, you don't need to say it. We don't 72 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,310 need to talk about it. 73 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:55,750 Can we pretend it didn't happen? 74 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:56,990 Yeah. 75 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,120 Oh, I found the W365 file. 76 00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:19,600 Amazing. The boss is going to be thrilled that you found the 77 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:23,060 Yeah, well, I couldn't have done it without you queuing me up for it. 78 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:31,360 Uh, so, Sarah wanted me to put my two -week notice in today. 79 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,280 Uh, you didn't. I did. 80 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,580 What? Well, 81 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:41,040 you made a mistake. 82 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:44,770 We'll write a letter. We'll say you weren't thinking it clearly. 83 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:47,850 Julie, I can't work with you. 84 00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:51,830 Because of a silly little kiss? That's so stupid. 85 00:06:52,130 --> 00:06:54,510 Like, I can't because I'm in love with you. 86 00:06:56,710 --> 00:07:03,570 I just wanted to tell you in person, I will be finishing my two weeks in the 87 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:04,570 office. 88 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:13,310 You're the best, CPA. 89 00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:16,490 They're not going to lose you. I won't lose you. 90 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:19,610 I... I love you. 91 00:07:58,030 --> 00:07:59,630 Thank you. 92 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:01,030 Thank you. 93 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,900 I've been dying to get this one. 94 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,140 I don't care if it's perfect or not, it's just like me. 95 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,300 You need to get those beautiful lines. 96 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:41,920 Come here, let me see. 97 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,260 Oh my God. 98 00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:10,590 You know how many times we've worked on this couch? I just wanted to work on my 99 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:11,590 pussy. 100 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:15,530 Every fucking time. Every time. 101 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:22,710 Every fucking 102 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:24,650 time. 103 00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:32,050 So beautiful. Fucking pussy. 104 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:34,430 So fucking wacky. 105 00:11:42,890 --> 00:11:45,210 but, ugh. 106 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:22,050 I don't fucking know who you are, that pink little pussy. 107 00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:32,750 Oh my god, my wife never puts her tongue in my ass. 108 00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:34,850 Fucking amazing. 109 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:01,430 You're a fucking pussy. 110 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,910 You've gotten me in so much fucking trouble. 111 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,080 I'm going to see that. 112 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:44,250 Oh, that drives me crazy. 113 00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:38,950 Oh my god. 114 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:41,910 That does feel amazing. 115 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,420 Thank you. 116 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,220 I do. 117 00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:09,680 Just like that. 118 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,560 Uh huh. 119 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Am I quick? Yep. 120 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,560 fingers like that. 121 00:32:36,209 --> 00:32:40,430 No! I'm sorry. 122 00:32:40,670 --> 00:32:43,850 This was a mistake. 123 00:32:44,190 --> 00:32:47,230 I'm so sorry. 124 00:32:47,570 --> 00:32:51,610 I'm so sorry.